My kids make me laugh

Anyone that has kids will agree that they can say some amusing things. What I need to do is document these "funny" things better since I forget them too quickly. For example the other day one of Parker's friends started teasing him by saying "your mom is getting remarried." Well normally Parker would get all upset & mad about this but he said to me, "Mom, I didn't get mad at all. Instead I said "yep, and his name is Willy Martinez." I just started laughing when he told me this story. Not only am I not divorced (we are separated) but apparently Parker has me hooked up with quite possibly, an illegal alien. I don't know where Parker came up with that name out of the blue, but Willy if you are out there I'm not available, sorry. :)